So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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