i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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