you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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