so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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