This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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