yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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