Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I can't put those talents on a resume
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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