Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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