So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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