Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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