is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.