maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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