we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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