Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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