And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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