we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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