Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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