Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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