tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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