at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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