I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I wear drunk well.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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