hell yes lets make some ravioli
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
FUCK WHALES
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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