Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
