What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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