I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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