You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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