yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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