you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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