What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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