I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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