Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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