called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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