Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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