got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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