Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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