Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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