Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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