Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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