3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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