escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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