oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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