Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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