SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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