Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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