I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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