She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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