I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
