Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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