i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
They are going to name an STD after you.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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