I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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