did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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