Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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