Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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